Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
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