What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
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