What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
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