What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
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