What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
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