What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
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