Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
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