What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
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