Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
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