When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
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