What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
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