A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
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