When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
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