When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
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