What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
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