Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
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