What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
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