A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
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