You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
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