When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
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