What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
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