When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
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