A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
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