My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
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