My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
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