No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
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