The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
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