I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
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