The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
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