What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
I like you a latke!
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