John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
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