We’re a perfect mash.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
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