Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
I love you a tot!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
We’re a perfect mash.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
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