What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
I like you a latke!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
I love you a tot!
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