John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I love you a tot!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
I like you a latke!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
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