What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
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