Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
I like you a latke!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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