“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
I love you a tot!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
I like you a latke!
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