What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
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