When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
We’re a perfect mash.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
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