How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
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