Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
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