What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
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