An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
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