Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
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