Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
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