Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
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