Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
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