Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
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