Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
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