The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
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