While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
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