Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
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