Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
One should always practice what they peach.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
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