I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
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