The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
One should always practice what they peach.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
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