If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
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