An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
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