Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
One should always practice what they peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
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