Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
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