I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
One should always practice what they peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
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