Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
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