My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
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