Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
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