Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
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