Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
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