What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
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