Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
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