Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Go to BabaMail
