Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
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