The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
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