Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
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