Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack‬
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
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