On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
Where do you most often find onions having a drink? In the salad bar.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
Go to BabaMail
