When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
When the baby onion died just after being born, the doctors classified it as an o-neonatal death.
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
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