Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
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