What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
Cashier: Sir, would you like me to put your milk in a bag?
Dad: I would much rather keep it in the carton!
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
What do you call a very feminine cow that likes to be in charge? The Dairy Queen.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
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