Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Cashier: Sir, would you like me to put your milk in a bag?
Dad: I would much rather keep it in the carton!
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
What do you call yogurt that is terrified of other dairy products? A cow-ard!
Dad: Did you hear about the cow that was arrested?
Kids: No.
Dad: He was uddermining the authorities.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
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