What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
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