You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
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