What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
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