What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banan Can we change the topic?
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
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