What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
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