What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
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