Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
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