Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Go to BabaMail
