Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
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