What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
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