What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
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