What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
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