Donut even think about taking another donut!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
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