What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
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