What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
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