Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
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