I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
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