Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
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