Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
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