Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
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