Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
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