Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
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