I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
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