In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
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