Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
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