What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
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