What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.